my type: artsy normies that are down with the slam
12:19 am • 10 March 2014 • 5 notes
k so I kinda stole this girl from a guy in Montreal (gotta do what u gotta do, u know?) and dated her for a while. Then this other guy comes along and steals her from me. Then I have a crush on the girl that the guy who stole her from left to date my (now) ex. Are you following? She wasn’t into me, which is cool, life goes on. But then I found out that she recently started seeing someone. You know who it is?
THE FUCKING MONTREAL GUY.
I couldn’t make this shit up
12:13 am • 10 March 2014 • 9 notes
I want a girl who’s too sad to give a fuck
5:15 am • 9 March 2014 • 10 notes